2025 New Years Jokes!
What's a spider's New Year's resolution?
To spend less time on the web.
What do you tell someone you didn't see on New Year's Eve?
I haven't seen you for a year!
What does every new year have in store for us?
Another 365 days!
Why do you need a jeweler on New Year's Eve?
To ring in the new year.
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