Fall Jokes of Seprember 2024

• How do you mend a broken pumpkin? — With a pumpkin patch!
• What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?  — Your teeth.
• What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? — Squash.
• If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? — Fall.
• Why do birds fly south in the Fall? — Because it’s too far to walk.
• Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? — To make up for his miserable summer.
• What has ears but can’t hear a thing? — A cornfield.
• What reads and lives in an apple? — A bookworm.

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