Father's Day Jokes 2024

  • How does Darth Vader like his toast cooked on Father's Day? On the dark side.
  • Why didn't the rude cow eat all the food on Father's Day? Because he was being a beef jerky.
  • How did the dad and his kids watch the fishing show on Father's Day? They live streamed it.
  • What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father's Day? Happy Father's Day, Data!
  • How did the celebrity dad keep his cool on Father's Day? He had many fans.
  • Why didn't the dad want to swim with the sharks on Father's Day? It would cost him an arm and a leg.
  • How much did the son charge his dad for fixing his roof on Father's Day? Nothing, it was on the house!
  • What does the pig give his dad for Father's Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.



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